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 A longgggggggg time ago, before I bought my first Apple II, I built 
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little computer from a kit, including a 4-bit processor, 4KB ram, and BASIC in 
EPROM.  For I/O, I had an old teletype machine; mass storage was the paper tape 
reader/punch.  The best thing I did with it was to write a program that caused 
pornographic text to spew forth on the teletype machine.  (It just used random 
sentence structures with random body parts, verbs, objects, exclamations, etc.) The teletype was so slow that you could easily read along as the smut came out.  In fact, slow as the teletype was, my program was slower, and there was a slight 
pause before each random word would come out.  It was a riot to watch, and my 
family and friends remember it fondly.  So here's an up-to-date simulation of the 
    old PORNO program... 
        Click here to run 
        PORNO! | 
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